2007/05/18

我的商場大學

偶然看到飯.格關於中大校園生活的《我們的大學》,好有趣,和本人的…實在係天壤之別啊…

等我作個商大版先…XDDDDD

純粹惡攪~呵,估唔到我第一篇英文blog就係送比偉大的商大…

(灰色的係原文!)

1. We consider Kowloon Tong as a luxurious place to hang out (We consider Shatin as a luxurious place to hang out)

2. Meals cost lower than those in Festival Walk are inexpensive to us (meals cost higher than 10 bucks are expensive to us)

3. Full Gear~ is our all-time fashion (A pair of slippers is our all-time fashion)

4. We are good at shopping/skipping lesson/BBQing...(We are good at jogging)

5. ...we don't have any hall culture﹗(We don't really *admire* hall cultures)

6. what we have...is... bus no. 11 only...(We are pissed off if we miss the school bus)

7. We like yumcha in Nam Shan (We like yumcha in UC can)

8. We are afraid of CCIV online test (We are afraid of IT test)

9. Shatin is a totally different world for ME (Kowloon Tong is a totally different world for us)

10. We never swim in campus, TOO(因為所有行去康樂樓的人行過見到泳池時都不住指指點點,誰想成為當中被指被點的人?)(We never swim in campus)

11. We never have hair-cut in campus, will do it outside (We never have hair-cut in campus)

12. We went to Nam Shan to have late dinner at night (We went to "Tai Yuen" to have late dinner at night)

13. Mong Kok is an alternative for late dinner (Sha Kok is an alternative for late dinner)

14. We know Nam Shan/Festival Wlak better than people living/shopping there (We know Shatin better than people living there)

15. We hate non-City guy(day-poon-lo, secondary sch students...) more than shit (We hate mosquito more than shit)

16. We are barely more fashionable...than MK guy (We are more "fashionable" than other Uni students in Hong Kong)

17. OHHH...my camp tees are also in unacceptable color & design, same for my "soc coat", I was so envied those fashionable & wearable soc coats of other depts...(We have at home too many camp tees with various unacceptable colors)

18. ?????? (We like making 47)

19. We have sense of belonging to restaurants in Nam Shan (We have sense of belonging to our college)

20. We need to spend 20 mins every time to walk to Prince Edward (XDDDD) (We need to spend 15 mins every morning to queue at the bus stop)

21. Maxim is definitely not a good resort for meal (Maxim is a good resort for dinner)

22. I'm not really miss Tat Chi Avenue (We miss果道)

23. ???????? (We like making weird short forms for convenience purpose, e.g. 中同,組聚)

24. I'm living in HK island but I can't get a student accomodation coz my home is somewhere near MTR station!!!!!!!But it takes me an hr to come to sch...(We may not get a student accommodation even we live on Hong KongIsland)

25. We start being more and more picky on the taste of food (We start being less picky on the taste of food)

26. We never know the origin of stuff in campus, and we are not interested in it...(We never know the origin of the name "Million Avenue", and we are not interested in it)

27. Going to our clinic take risk to your health, also to your teeth (Usually clinic keeps your body healthy, but going to clinic takes risk to your health)

28. CSC is our second home during "deadline" period (Pik Chau is our second home during "deadline" period)

29. We like Chinese Culture soooo much that we can hardly skip any single section of the course (We like doing exercise soooo much that we can hardly skip any single PE lesson)

30. We have a poor-designed student ID card (with ugly photo...) (We have a well-designed student ID card)

31. Happy corner to you will only appear in O camp, that's it (We sing "happy corner to you" instead of happy birthday to you, more than once a year)

32. We spend more time thinking where to go after school than listening to instructors (We spend more time climbing up and down as working out than in the gym)

33. ...I have exchange classmates from China only...and I don't have bars to go... (We don't go to united bars with exchange students instead of locals)

34 We know how to "climb up the hill" in the shortest time in Festival Walk, mainly by the art of taking elevators (We know how to climb up the hill in the shortest time, mainly by the art of taking elevators)

35. We calculate how much time you spent in CSC in terms of NIGHTS literally not hours (We calculate how much time you spent in Pichiu in terms of NIGHTS literally not hours)

36. We enjoy high quality of life-we get used to high tea in Festival Walk (We enjoy high quality of life- we get used to eating by swimming pool)

37. City U of HK is definitely not a romantic place for dating of us, especially at nite (CUHK is a romantic place for dating for us, especially at nite)

38. Shopping in Parkin shop in Festival Walk (but now rename as...Great? Food? eeee) is an entertainment, well (Shopping in Parkin shop in campus is an entertainment, pathetically)

39. Our campus is more like a shopping mall than our rival universities (Our campus is more like an university than our rival university)

另外的: 
城大遊記2009鳥語花香升級版
城大遊記 (時光飛逝﹗一轉眼這篇已經是n年前的舊文了…嗚…) 
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  1. The Parkin shop has become "Taste".

    18th May 2007 15:48 PM

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    1. 畢業以後好少去又一城啦,講起taste…又好似係呢個名…

      22nd May 2007 09:27 AM

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  2. 要唔要執?17. envied

    18th May 2007 16:34 PM

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    1. 從善如流,改咗~謝指教~

      22nd May 2007 09:33 AM

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  3. I lived in HK island but I couldn't get a student accomodation coz my home is somewhere near MTR station, too!!!!!!!
    It took me more than an hour going back to CU... =(

    18th May 2007 18:16 PM

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    1. 吓?咁日日來回咪好係野?咁有無租屋或屈蛇嗰啲?

      22nd May 2007 13:51 PM

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  4. 講開student id card
    話說我係第一代用中大通o既學生(不要估我幾多歲!!), 好記得當年上面係寫住恒生銀行, 有d人睇唔過眼, 自費整左d學生證label俾人o係franklin拎黎貼. 而家我張中大通都仲有果個label呀

    19th May 2007 01:09 AM

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    1. 哈哈,我係最後一年有中大通,個陣仲有mondex,不過我都係只係用黎將佢變做hall個o的冷氣機credit,之後冇左提款卡功能,就變左用credit card黎碌lor,咩password都唔使禁架,一碌就係 -_-

      哈哈,而家多左邊間bank呀,我都唔知tim

      同埋呢,泰源我都食左好多年,我食個陣藍帶大啤仲係賣十蚊,飲到嘔。

      20th May 2007 18:12 PM

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    2. 我張中大通係最後一年有磁帶的,但到我那時已經沒credit card功能,平時都係入冷氣同圖書證,仲有去語文桌先用
      同埋好重要既assembly 都係中大通 take attendance 架

      泰源我也是超喜愛的,不知為甚麼旁邊的津津中大人就不會點幫襯

      中大係cc果邊開多左間東亞

      20th May 2007 23:38 PM

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    3. re:blue

      ohhh…我地嗰張都有恆生logo,我諗都可以做mondex,不過無人用咁解
      同埋張相影到本人包青天咁黑,我都成日搵公仔遮住佢…

      23rd May 2007 09:09 AM

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    4. re:johnny仔

      咦,雖然我無hall住,但聽有hall人講佢地都係要用學生證呢比冷氣錢,睇呢都係mondex啦…但我又唔明,明明圖書館都用發達通,何解要分開兩樣方法俾錢?不如統一咗佢啦…

      23rd May 2007 09:17 AM

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    5. re:wing

      當年我張學生證最重要既function係出入圖書館和到canteen買野有學生價…
      咱們張證既用處無你地用得咁多呢…(都係嗰句:因為無hall住…)

      23rd May 2007 09:19 AM

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  5. 睇到灰色字, 我好有同感, 我好掛住學校....

    19th May 2007 01:35 AM

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    1. 校園時光永遠令人懷念呢

      23rd May 2007 09:10 AM

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  6. 你的商大版很有趣~ 和中大太不同了

    原來中大通歷史都唔長,早我一年的師兄師姐張中大通還可以當提款咭用,但已經取消了 (中大現在都不只一間銀行la)

    中大就是奇怪,想我住得這麼近也住了兩年宿 (我是宿分超低的說)~

    19th May 2007 09:57 AM

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    1. 因為商大和中大的生活太不同了…
      mondex本來想集提款卡和信用卡之大成,誰不知比visa和mastercard搶先一步,反而造到兩者結合,仲邊有人用丫…我都係上堂聽書先聽過mondex呢個名,實在未用過…
      商大到而家都係得恆生,最多係又一城的中銀和匯豐,始終無渣打…

      23rd May 2007 09:12 AM

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  7. 而家D人會去拉記個Information Space啦...因為Sem尾有得通頂

    我係城大人, 但下年去中大, hehe

    19th May 2007 13:26 PM

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    1. 恭喜你呢~看你的blog是副學士升學士?加油呢(我而家係納稅人囉…呵)

      23rd May 2007 09:13 AM

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  8. 兩大其實仲有一個好大分別, 商大冷氣覆蓋一流, 365日開不停, 返Summer Term都好舒服~~

    但上次去中大, 經過既地方得Engineering Building叫涼, 註冊果度(兆龍樓)開左好似冇開咁, 而且行經唔少地方都好曬下 即刻feel到有咩分別 :(

    19th May 2007 13:40 PM

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    1. 商大就係冷氣太舒服,夏天有好多地盤佬和公公婆婆入呢嘆冷氣,又多學生呢讀書,慘得過我呢款無hall住又成日要返學校磨爛蓆的貧苦學生要同佢地死爭先有張枱傾project呀﹗
      尤記得當年世界盃商大播波,不知幾多佬入呢邊睇邊隊啤…明明身在商大仲以為自己去咗旺角…

      23rd May 2007 09:16 AM

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  9. 做乜o係度講中大通????

    當年mondex賣到好行, 但係根本冇咩人用, suppose係好多功能架張卡...不過d人只係用黎入冷氣囉. credit card同提款卡? 冇呢個服務喎

    我地上assembly都係用手寫紙仔, 想睇自己上夠未, 要去chapel度睇架....

    20th May 2007 23:56 PM

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    1. mondex都無成功過就比visa & mastercard爬咗頭嘛,就算大學用都假啦,明明有方便啲既野邊有人返轉頭用番無咁方便既野?
      mondex係上堂聽market failure case度聽番的說…

      23rd May 2007 09:25 AM

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  10. i hate to say... but what you have said does not quite apply to my situation...

    and i hate even more to say... my "passion" for the Shopping-mall-U isn't as strong as yours to write an article for it.

    21st May 2007 14:14 PM

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    1. 其實我係對自己個系有感情,對間u麻麻,由始至終都無同間u有感情過…哈哈

      23rd May 2007 09:26 AM

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  11. 我是路過的城大學生,呢篇作得實在好好!!!
    "We like yumcha in Nam Shan"

    12th Jun 2007 02:11 AM |

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    1. 時差之回覆:

      我都好掛住在南山飲茶的日子呢…
      仲有南山茶樓那個逼人叫灌湯餃的婆婆…XD

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  12. (sorry,之前個post 成段唔見左)
    我是路過的城大學生,呢篇作得實在好好!!!
    "We like yumcha in Nam Shan"
    南山既食店比canteen的確吸引好多
    早兩年仲有一間"南山茶樓",不過執埋喇,變左"品香樓"

    請問可唔可以轉載去我的blog? 想同朋友分享下~~:)

    12th Jun 2007 02:16 AM

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    1. 你好呀~
      鮮奶留言時有箭咀(keyboard上m字隔離那個),system會當係code後面成段cut咗的說…我試得多啦,無啦啦成段留言無咗
      南山茶樓好令人懷念,啲餸大大碟又唔貴,個老闆娘好攪笑,成日老屈我地叫佢推介既野食(成日都係灌湯餃),但又成日在叫咗之後先發現廚房無晒囉…激死人…
      而家變咗品香樓真係有啲可惜…可能老人家要退休啦…

      歡迎轉載~多謝通知呢…

      14th Jun 2007 09:58 AM

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  13. 你寫得很正, 完全是我的心聲~
    我第一次聽到"商場大學", 我多數叫佢"又一城市大學"^^

    14th Jun 2007 00:02 AM

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    1. 我讀緊時叫得仲衰,叫食c大學…又一城大學都叫過,而家就叫商大~不過大家明就得,都係講緊嗰間囉…
      時日如飛…當年我無hall住,而家多咗幾幢上述有幾句應該唔適用啦…

      14th Jun 2007 10:00 AM

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