我的商場大學

偶然看到飯．格關於中大校園生活的《我們的大學》，好有趣，和本人的…實在係天壤之別啊…

等我作個商大版先…XDDDDD

純粹惡攪~呵，估唔到我第一篇英文blog就係送比偉大的商大…

(灰色的係原文!)

1. We consider Kowloon Tong as a luxurious place to hang out (We consider Shatin as a luxurious place to hang out)

2. Meals cost lower than those in Festival Walk are inexpensive to us (meals cost higher than 10 bucks are expensive to us)

3. Full Gear~ is our all-time fashion (A pair of slippers is our all-time fashion)

4. We are good at shopping/skipping lesson/BBQing...(We are good at jogging)

5. ...we don't have any hall culture﹗(We don't really *admire* hall cultures)

6. what we have...is... bus no. 11 only...(We are pissed off if we miss the school bus)

7. We like yumcha in Nam Shan (We like yumcha in UC can)

8. We are afraid of CCIV online test (We are afraid of IT test)

9. Shatin is a totally different world for ME (Kowloon Tong is a totally different world for us)

10. We never swim in campus, TOO(因為所有行去康樂樓的人行過見到泳池時都不住指指點點，誰想成為當中被指被點的人？)(We never swim in campus)

11. We never have hair-cut in campus, will do it outside (We never have hair-cut in campus)

12. We went to Nam Shan to have late dinner at night (We went to "Tai Yuen" to have late dinner at night)

13. Mong Kok is an alternative for late dinner (Sha Kok is an alternative for late dinner)

14. We know Nam Shan/Festival Wlak better than people living/shopping there (We know Shatin better than people living there)

15. We hate non-City guy(day-poon-lo, secondary sch students...) more than shit (We hate mosquito more than shit)

16. We are barely more fashionable...than MK guy (We are more "fashionable" than other Uni students in Hong Kong)

17. OHHH...my camp tees are also in unacceptable color & design, same for my "soc coat", I was so envied those fashionable & wearable soc coats of other depts...(We have at home too many camp tees with various unacceptable colors)

18. ?????? (We like making 47)

19. We have sense of belonging to restaurants in Nam Shan (We have sense of belonging to our college)

20. We need to spend 20 mins every time to walk to Prince Edward (XDDDD) (We need to spend 15 mins every morning to queue at the bus stop)

21. Maxim is definitely not a good resort for meal (Maxim is a good resort for dinner)

22. I'm not really miss Tat Chi Avenue (We miss果道)

23. ???????? (We like making weird short forms for convenience purpose, e.g.　中同，組聚)

24. I'm living in HK island but I can't get a student accomodation coz my home is somewhere near MTR station!!!!!!!But it takes me an hr to come to sch...(We may not get a student accommodation even we live on Hong KongIsland)

25. We start being more and more picky on the taste of food (We start being less picky on the taste of food)

26. We never know the origin of stuff in campus, and we are not interested in it...(We never know the origin of the name "Million Avenue", and we are not interested in it)

27. Going to our clinic take risk to your health, also to your teeth (Usually clinic keeps your body healthy, but going to clinic takes risk to your health)

28. CSC is our second home during "deadline" period (Pik Chau is our second home during "deadline" period)

29. We like Chinese Culture soooo much that we can hardly skip any single section of the course (We like doing exercise soooo much that we can hardly skip any single PE lesson)

30. We have a poor-designed student ID card (with ugly photo...) (We have a well-designed student ID card)

31. Happy corner to you will only appear in O camp, that's it (We sing "happy corner to you" instead of happy birthday to you, more than once a year)

32. We spend more time thinking where to go after school than listening to instructors (We spend more time climbing up and down as working out than in the gym)

33. ...I have exchange classmates from China only...and I don't have bars to go... (We don't go to united bars with exchange students instead of locals)

34 We know how to "climb up the hill" in the shortest time in Festival Walk, mainly by the art of taking elevators (We know how to climb up the hill in the shortest time, mainly by the art of taking elevators)

35. We calculate how much time you spent in CSC in terms of NIGHTS literally not hours (We calculate how much time you spent in Pichiu in terms of NIGHTS literally not hours)

36. We enjoy high quality of life-we get used to high tea in Festival Walk (We enjoy high quality of life- we get used to eating by swimming pool)

37. City U of HK is definitely not a romantic place for dating of us, especially at nite (CUHK is a romantic place for dating for us, especially at nite)

38. Shopping in Parkin shop in Festival Walk (but now rename as...Great? Food? eeee) is an entertainment, well (Shopping in Parkin shop in campus is an entertainment, pathetically)

39. Our campus is more like a shopping mall than our rival universities (Our campus is more like an university than our rival university)

另外的： 
城大遊記2009鳥語花香升級版
城大遊記 (時光飛逝﹗一轉眼這篇已經是n年前的舊文了…嗚…) 
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